Motherfucking Monster

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May 2013

5 posts

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May 5, 201313 notes
May 5, 20138 notes
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May 5, 2013139 notes

March 2013

1 post

Mar 20, 20134 notes

February 2013

1 post

Feb 21, 201358 notes

January 2013

9 posts

Jan 20, 2013265,829 notes
Play
Jan 20, 2013381 notes
Jan 15, 201317 notes
Jan 15, 201314,392 notes
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Jan 4, 2013659 notes

December 2012

26 posts

"We have to understand that our self-indulgence has practically devoured us, and that it’s high time to get over it." → life.gaiam.com
Dec 29, 2012

imnotokcupid:

Either okcupid is skewing my view of the male population or there are really just no good guys out there. 

Dec 29, 201216 notes

imnotokcupid:

I wish you could leave anonymous ratings or comments on someone’s profile to warn others how much of an asshole he is. 

I was thinking about this the other day! There should totally be like a ‘wall’ type situation where you can review people you’ve been on dates with and stuff. It wouldn’t all have to be mean.

Dec 29, 201220 notes

tendermonsters:

HOW DO I LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT I AM INTERESTED IN KISSING THEM

Dec 20, 201267,480 notes
Ernie, this is why people don't like you.

Bite me.

Dec 19, 20122 notes
Dec 15, 201228 notes
Dec 15, 20128,673 notes
Play
Dec 14, 2012
Dec 13, 201262,870 notes
Dec 13, 201228,096 notes
Dec 13, 20121,466 notes
Dec 13, 2012876,265 notes
Dec 13, 2012171,103 notes
Re: finals

The quick sand is burying me.

Dec 12, 20122 notes
Dec 9, 2012185,917 notes
Dec 6, 20125 notes
#A Softer World #dirty talk
Dec 6, 201238,032 notes
Dec 3, 2012390 notes
Dec 2, 2012226 notes
Dec 2, 201210,278 notes
Dec 2, 20122,381 notes
Dec 2, 201220,959 notes
Dec 2, 201211,796 notes
Dec 2, 201234,150 notes
Can I put 'drunken hair cutting' on my resume?
Dec 2, 20122 notes
Dec 2, 2012151 notes

November 2012

8 posts

Nov 27, 201283 notes
Nov 18, 201223 notes
Nov 18, 201249 notes
Nov 17, 201220 notes
Nov 17, 201221 notes
Nov 17, 20128 notes
Nov 9, 20125 notes
#a softer world #broken heart #broken bone
Nov 5, 20122 notes
#cat #burrito #bath #funny #wet #pussy
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