PENIS Open sesame!
VAGINA Heeeeell no.
VAGINA I said heeeeelll to the no.
PENIS I can’t come in?
VAGINA At this hour, and all demanding like that? Are you retarded?
VAGINA Turn around and start walking.
PENIS I don’t have legs…
VAGINA Figure it out. Bye bye!
My goals for this year:
Maintain honor student status
- Participate as much as possible in FMLA, HER,
AA, the circus club, and maybe the environmental club.
- Never eat at Moody.
Save some money.
- Learn how to spin poi like a bamf.
- Minimize my self indulgence.
- Maybe get an afro.
- Do things that alleviate the anger I feel about the treatment of women/ things that make me feel like I’m helping.
- Be in the drag show, if they have it.
Listen to lots of new music. Explore Roanoke Be more fabulous.